Blonde, brunette, redhead..........................
There was a blonde, brunette, and redhead on a cliff.
A genie came by and said if you jump off the cliff and say your favorite drink that's what you will land in.
So the brunette jumps off and says water and she lands in a sea of water.
The redhead jumps off and says lemonade and she lands in a giant sea of lemonade.
Then the blonde jumps off and screams, "wheeeeeeeeee!"