Help devising a well written atheistic chain letter...spam.?

I have gotten so many that says "If you love Jesus Pass this on to 25 people and your wish will come true, if you don't then Jesus may not love you back" I would like one with a more atheistic attitude...something about the Darwin Fishies and primordial ooze/soup. I plan on posting this on my... show more I have gotten so many that says "If you love Jesus Pass this on to 25 people and your wish will come true, if you don't then Jesus may not love you back"
I would like one with a more atheistic attitude...something about the Darwin Fishies and primordial ooze/soup.
I plan on posting this on my myspace bulletine.
Thanks and yes I am serious.
Update: (((Patsy)))
I was thinking of your burning building questions earlier. :)
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