Do I have racist super powers?

I was born and raised in the South, and proud of it. I'm a member of a very pretigious Klan and part of a Christian comunity. I am also married to my cousin and have two very beautiful, web-handed children. I am not ashamed to admit that I'm a hard working man who belives in purity amongst my comunity.... show more I was born and raised in the South, and proud of it. I'm a member of a very pretigious Klan and part of a Christian comunity. I am also married to my cousin and have two very beautiful, web-handed children. I am not ashamed to admit that I'm a hard working man who belives in purity amongst my comunity. While I am just learning to read at the age of thirty-five I don't hide the fact that i could give stuborn lessons to a mule and refuse to change my mind about my belives. Now it all started about seven months ago. Every day after I finish working at the steel plant I cut through a neuclear power plant to get home faster. I remember the sounds of lighting and the strong winds that day. I remember watching one of the latino workers at the plant in disgust (mainly cause he wasn't married to his cousin) when a lightning bolt struck a pile of toxic waste barrels and than I was covered in toxic waste (from the barrels exploding). The next thing I know I'm lying in a hospital bed and the doctors are telling me that the toxic waste and lighting bolt did not affect me in any way. (perhaps cause my moms and pops are brother and sister) The nex couple months everything seamed to be fine, untill I picked up the news paper one morning and saw a face that I reckoned I recognized. It was the Latino plant worker I had been watching in disgust before the toxic waste, lighting bolt incident. The Latino man had been in an accident and because he was not a legal citizen he had been deported (along with his familia) back South of the Border. It got stranger. As my self and other Klan members were going to light a cross on fire in an African-American family's yard, as soon as we arrived to the location, the house was empty. It turns out the family had decided to move back to Africa. Things like this kept happening. My job in the Klan got allot easier. Did I recive some sort of raicest super power or am I just a lucky prejadust man?
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